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Adelante, Matador!: tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown: caballero-rojo: tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown:...

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@Miguel - Yeah, life sucks then you die, but for me life sucks then you die then you come back and life still sucks so you might just die again.

And…

You know, it could be worse. He could secretly be Stephen Lynch or someone from Fox News ready to dedicate a sonnet to Satan…

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E m e r a l d Sword: interpolcop: tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown: Everyone is so……Mad. Damn,...

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CAT STOCKS! Gotta record them all~ You buy them, they buy you! It’s the best! Caaat stoocks~! [Singing to Pokemon.] That and bro, you need to try harder at trolling. [Shifts crown on head.] I’m known as King Trololo ‘round these parts.

Also I figured Heihachi was a sadistic bastard.

I mean, look at this: 

You should start up that business, who knows, with a jingle like that it might hit off. So you’re the king round here eh? I’m listening. And watching. And whatever observing action comes after that.

Knew he was a crossdresser. F*cking. Knew it. Ew tho.

Yeah, the fundoshi… Anyway. I hear his first wife, Shigeiko was a lot like him. Muscular, strong, ridiculous. Rumors said she wore a kimono made of mother-fucking gold.

Rumors say.

So anyway, yeah I’m the king around here. I trolled Steve, Miguel, Lars and Jin at the same time. I don’t troll Asuka much, it’s too easy.

You know.

Like how Asuka lost that fight to Lili Rochefort.

So that’s what he likes in women? Explains Kazuya to a T at least. Geez everything about that old bastard just makes me wanna lose my lunch.

So you make all those ‘kittens’ suffer? Well well, that’s surely something. I’ll agree with Melons being far too easy a target, she gets angry so easily, although it is amusing.

Well, if I don’t, who doesn’t? Technically I’m still on the clock on arresting Jin and Kazuya… And more than likely now if I ever find the bastard, Feng Wei. All three need to get clocked into jail anyway.

I’d call Miguel a ‘perro,’ I think that’s a word? A puppy. He’s not much of a kitty. He’s a dog, through and through. Jin’s a kitten, if you count a laser-shooting fucking-fast-as-shit winged angel of death a kitten, then yeah.

Only kitten of the bunch of Lars. Steve is a fox, because his name, is Steve Fox.

Lars also is the only one in the group I know that could punch through my car door and kill me.

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E m e r a l d Sword: interpolcop: tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown: Everyone is so……Mad. Damn,...

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interpolcop:

CAT STOCKS! Gotta record them all~ You buy them, they buy you! It’s the best! Caaat stoocks~! [Singing to Pokemon.] That and bro, you need to try harder at trolling. [Shifts crown on head.] I’m known as King Trololo ‘round these parts.

Also I figured Heihachi was a sadistic bastard.

I mean, look at this: 

You should start up that business, who knows, with a jingle like that it might hit off. So you’re the king round here eh? I’m listening. And watching. And whatever observing action comes after that.

Knew he was a crossdresser. F*cking. Knew it. Ew tho.

Yeah, the fundoshi… Anyway. I hear his first wife, Shigeiko was a lot like him. Muscular, strong, ridiculous. Rumors said she wore a kimono made of mother-fucking gold.

Rumors say.

So anyway, yeah I’m the king around here. I trolled Steve, Miguel, Lars and Jin at the same time. I don’t troll Asuka much, it’s too easy.

You know.

Like how Asuka lost that fight to Lili Rochefort.

(Source: cursed-emerald, via cursed-emerald)

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E m e r a l d Sword: interpolcop: tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown: Everyone is so……Mad. Damn,...

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tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown:

Everyone is so……Mad. Damn, feels great to be Alive again and immortal so goodluck with that, kittens.

Immortal? Last I checked, Heihachi broke your spine in half and proceeded to kick your body to a crying school girl. Oh. Yeah. Your…

OOC: dying. Just, dying. Kitten. Are you for real.

Men in the showers have gotten extreme press lately. You know Sandusky, maybe? Or was it you get kicks from Heihachi’s men using your shower time to cleanse your body of the glitter fun for their own pleasure?
also if I was a kitten I would be trading cat stocks, so I would get a leg up on that Snake stock that will sell well. Acme Snake Co is doing fantastic.

ooc: Maidens tho, needed something extra sassy for the guys and yeah.

Well it’s handy, like, back washes have never been easier, and some quality time in that hellhole we’ll call Zaibatsu Lab number IDGAF has taught me showering is funner with people and don’t drop the soap.

You’d be the very best Kitten, that no one ever was.

CAT STOCKS! Gotta record them all~ You buy them, they buy you! It’s the best! Caaat stoocks~! [Singing to Pokemon.] That and bro, you need to try harder at trolling. [Shifts crown on head.] I’m known as King Trololo ‘round these parts.

Also I figured Heihachi was a sadistic bastard.

I mean, look at this: 

(Source: cursed-emerald, via cursed-emerald)

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E m e r a l d Sword: interpolcop: tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown: Everyone is so……Mad. Damn,...

interpolcop:

tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown:

Everyone is so……Mad. Damn, feels great to be Alive again and immortal so goodluck with that, kittens.

Immortal? Last I checked, Heihachi broke your spine in half and proceeded to kick your body to a crying school girl. Oh. Yeah. Your…

OOC: dying. Just, dying. Kitten. Are you for real.

Men in the showers have gotten extreme press lately. You know Sandusky, maybe? Or was it you get kicks from Heihachi’s men using your shower time to cleanse your body of the glitter fun for their own pleasure?
also if I was a kitten I would be trading cat stocks, so I would get a leg up on that Snake stock that will sell well. Acme Snake Co is doing fantastic.

(Source: cursed-emerald, via cursed-emerald)

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tekken-hewhoisnotyetknown:

Everyone is so……Mad. Damn, feels great to be Alive again and immortal so goodluck with that, kittens.

Immortal? Last I checked, Heihachi broke your spine in half and proceeded to kick your body to a crying school girl. Oh. Yeah. Your habit of showering with men, did you ever fix that??

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[cont]I leave for a mission

caballero-rojo:

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unknownmishima:

[Laughs, taking a swig of his drink.] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up and drink. Got it.

You’re smarter when you just agree with me. *laughs* Besides, look around you. This place is stacked with morons and implied nothotlesbians. Jack will provide with a better view in a while. Besides, your lady friend is not around. I doubt she’ll object to you getting drunk because of morons.

Lord knows she wouldn’t. [Sips his bottle.] It’ll be too much fun to laugh at Hwoarang and Kamiya when they attempt to troll us.

Recall when Lei trolled us?

Lei should do it to them.

It will be too much fun. Poor kids will try so hard to do that. And hey, the only thing they’ll say will be related to cats. Bring it.

And sure, Lei should troll them. Lei’s a fucking master at that. Where is he anyway?

Sorry I’m late. Raptor Masks Halloween party and cuddling with my lady. So trolling? Who needs to get trolololo’d?

Destroy Shin Kamiya, make it entertaining, man. 

…Kamiya eh?

Isn’t he the guy with body glitter?

Wait, he’s Zarbon from Dragon Ball Z? So where’s VegetaJin?

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[cont]I leave for a mission

caballero-rojo:

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unknownmishima:

[Laughs, taking a swig of his drink.] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up and drink. Got it.

You’re smarter when you just agree with me. *laughs* Besides, look around you. This place is stacked with morons and implied nothotlesbians. Jack will provide with a better view in a while. Besides, your lady friend is not around. I doubt she’ll object to you getting drunk because of morons.

Lord knows she wouldn’t. [Sips his bottle.] It’ll be too much fun to laugh at Hwoarang and Kamiya when they attempt to troll us.

Recall when Lei trolled us?

Lei should do it to them.

It will be too much fun. Poor kids will try so hard to do that. And hey, the only thing they’ll say will be related to cats. Bring it.

And sure, Lei should troll them. Lei’s a fucking master at that. Where is he anyway?

Sorry I’m late. Raptor Masks Halloween party and cuddling with my lady. So trolling? Who needs to get trolololo’d?

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